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Voter Registration Cards Next?
Cats across our great nation have been receiving mail in droves, from charity postcards to credit card applications. With so many pets getting mail we have to ask, where does it stop? Will they receive voter registration cards next, and how can we trust them to vote for the right party? We all know how often cats listen to their owners.
A shocking fad that's reminiscent of an Escher-esque drawing, kids across America are getting their bodies altered to look like they have three butt cheeks, but retain just two legs. It's though this fad was inspired by the Blanka sprite from the 90s hit Street Fighter 2.
This is a really disturbing development facing our youth, and who's to blame? The children or the fly by night body modification shops that are treating minors?